MORTIMER CRANE
Mortimer Crane died, but he won't stay dead thanks to a clerical error between angels and demons. Now, Mortimer finds himself in a genuinely unique predicament. He's an undead glitch, a walking anomaly, disrupting reality with every step while the afterlife desperately tries to restore order.
The government wants to study him, celestial beings wish to recruit him, and a tech billionaire offers to rebuild him with duct tape and synthetic flesh.
Meanwhile, his only real friend is Buddy, a dog who understands the universe better than anyone else. As the balance of existence crumbles, the world is inundated with a menagerie of absurd creatures, each more bizarre than the last, and yet, people still insist on blaming the zombies.
Angels, demons, and a cosmic horror called the Creeper demand that Mortimer choose a side before reality collapses.
